Listen
“The Ghosts of You and Me” - Less Than Jake
Mar 10th
I Tried To Quit My Job Yesterday.
My boss just laughed and said “everyone tries to quit their first week”. So, yeah, good...
Mar 10th
A Greasy Security Blanket.
I’ve just realized that the Wendy’s in the mall nearby has become my de facto choice of...
Mar 9th
Professionally Unprofessional.
I’m starting to think I was not cut out for any line of work that requires me to wear a tie...
Mar 8th
Good Morning, World.
It’s 7:30 in the morning and I am typing this from my iTouch while still in bed. Thank god, we...
Mar 7th
Mar 6th
The Killer Instinct.
Guess who just battled an insect the size of his fist? And by “battle”, I mean...
Mar 6th
More Betterness!
So here’s an update for all those who have been wondering what’s been going on in my...
Mar 6th
Matt Shury Types Loudly: Toiminology
Mar 5th
"As Part of a Healthy Breakfast."
So I discovered that the overpriced box of Corn Flakes I bought yesterday is crawling with tiny...
Mar 5th
Listen
“Glow Worm Jim” - Tommy Tallarico
Fun fact: this song was mixed using music from the...
Mar 4th
A Condensed Biography.
Dear Tumblr Community, I now have an “About Me” section on my Tumblr page. Please...
Mar 4th
And I Didn't Even Have To Use My AK...
If I had to choose a song to represent today, it would be Ice Cube’s “Today Was a Good...
Mar 3rd
Creature Comforts.
I had my first shower yesterday. A real shower; not a bucket of cold water dumped over my head, a...
Mar 3rd
Yeah, I Lied.
I’m back. Sorry, but I just can’t go without a medium to express my inane thoughts...
Mar 2nd