Need a good laugh? There’s nothing like trolling the “Casual Encounters” section of your local Craigslist for finding comedy gold:

“I’m a 29 y/o attractive guy, 6’1”, average build, 185 lbs looking for a younger girl for Older Brother/ Younger Sister role play. You will be the submissive younger sister, and I will be the dominant older brother. You are naive and curious about sex, and I am experienced and willing to teach you everything about sex: oral, vaginal, and anal (nice and slow at your pace with lots of lube). Mom and Dad can’t find out about us, so we will need to get hotel rooms for multiple nights (it will take multiple all night sessions for you to experience everything).

I am 100% clean, and you should be too. I will be selecting one individual only for this encounter. To make this role playing experience as natural and enjoyable as possible, we will not be using condoms. As your big brother, I will be pumping your pussy/ ass full of as much cum as possible over the course of each night (very many loads). Trust is essential between a sister and a brother, and I will trust that you are clean (free of disease) and using an effective means of birth control, and you will trust that I am clean. I am party friendly (420 etc).”

Coming soon to a sex offender registry near you!