Hello, my name is Alex Roach. I’m a writer, comedian, and drinker of beer. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-12344808-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @alexroach)http://www.alexroach.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.alexroach.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/437905379/tumblr_kz1l2pcap21qzgevv&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“The Ghosts of You and Me” - Less Than Jake</p>http://www.alexroach.com/post/437905379http://www.alexroach.com/post/437905379Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:20:49 -0500My boss just laughed and said “everyone tries to quit their first week”. So, yeah, good...http://www.alexroach.com/post/437858193http://www.alexroach.com/post/437858193Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:58:00 -0500I’ve just realized that the Wendy’s in the mall nearby has become my de facto choice of...http://www.alexroach.com/post/435715341http://www.alexroach.com/post/435715341Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:18:00 -0500I’m starting to think I was not cut out for any line of work that requires me to wear a tie...http://www.alexroach.com/post/434578899http://www.alexroach.com/post/434578899Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:38:09 -0500It’s 7:30 in the morning and I am typing this from my iTouch while still in bed. Thank god, we...http://www.alexroach.com/post/431198673http://www.alexroach.com/post/431198673Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:35:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyv4x9rFwy1qzgevvo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyv4x9rFwy1qzgevvo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyv4x9rFwy1qzgevvo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://www.alexroach.com/post/430229483http://www.alexroach.com/post/430229483Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:46:20 -0500Guess who just battled an insect the size of his fist? And by “battle”, I mean...http://www.alexroach.com/post/429779740http://www.alexroach.com/post/429779740Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:43:00 -0500So here’s an update for all those who have been wondering what’s been going on in my...http://www.alexroach.com/post/429305308http://www.alexroach.com/post/429305308Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:09:43 -0500Matt Shury Types Loudly: Toiminology: What am I talking about? Toiminology = Terminology Trustable...http://www.alexroach.com/post/428127824http://www.alexroach.com/post/428127824Fri, 05 Mar 2010 06:34:11 -0500So I discovered that the overpriced box of Corn Flakes I bought yesterday is crawling with tiny...http://www.alexroach.com/post/427285438http://www.alexroach.com/post/427285438Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:44:08 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.alexroach.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/426208190/tumblr_kyreny5zmM1qzgevv&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Glow Worm Jim” - Tommy Tallarico</p> <p>Fun fact: this song was mixed using music from the video game Earthworm Jim.</p>http://www.alexroach.com/post/426208190http://www.alexroach.com/post/426208190Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:26:22 -0500Dear Tumblr Community, I now have an “About Me” section on my Tumblr page. Please...http://www.alexroach.com/post/426009349http://www.alexroach.com/post/426009349Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:15:48 -0500I'm important!If I had to choose a song to represent today, it would be Ice Cube’s “Today Was a Good...http://www.alexroach.com/post/424033527http://www.alexroach.com/post/424033527Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:53:58 -0500I had my first shower yesterday. A real shower; not a bucket of cold water dumped over my head, a...http://www.alexroach.com/post/423137519http://www.alexroach.com/post/423137519Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:47:00 -0500I’m back. Sorry, but I just can’t go without a medium to express my inane thoughts...http://www.alexroach.com/post/421890056http://www.alexroach.com/post/421890056Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:46:26 -0500Don't call it a comeback!I’m waiting for my last flight to come in. All around me are Muslim girls clothed in burquas...http://www.alexroach.com/post/403268764http://www.alexroach.com/post/403268764Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:42:01 -0500A cute girl is sitting across from me. I take out my notebook and write “Bisa bicara Bahasa...http://www.alexroach.com/post/402994733http://www.alexroach.com/post/402994733Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:05:00 -0500Guess who just gave themselves a sponge bath using a moist toilette in an airport bathroom…http://www.alexroach.com/post/402969812http://www.alexroach.com/post/402969812Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:50:05 -0500I’ve landed in Abu Dhabi. Quick caption updates: 1. Customs confiscated my body wash because...http://www.alexroach.com/post/402926243http://www.alexroach.com/post/402926243Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:21:00 -0500Someone get on that.<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7bqyftIX1qzgevvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYS - “What The Hell Am I Doing in Abu Dhabi Edition”</p>http://www.alexroach.com/post/402909919http://www.alexroach.com/post/402909919Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:11:22 -0500